Name: Matty D.

Also Known As: Matty, the Enforcicle.

Favourite Quote: "Carl, the Postal Worker"

Preferred Position: Off side at the front.

Player Voted Most Likely To: hurt the wicket-keeper.

Best Part Of His Game: His bowling, when he isn't bowling wides.

In General: Yet another of the originals, Matty showed his loyalty to the team when the upstarts that were at the centre of the "EXODUS" offered him a place in their team, and they were met with a resounding "Piss Off". They only wanted you for your bowling anyways Matty...